How would you describe yourself to someone?

I do not like describing myself, mainly because I am (so I am told) super critical about myself. This is a description of myself I use and personally I think it’s perfect.

Hello, this is me, a triple bellied Hippo 🦛, yes I can see you all agree. I’m a mum a nan and I love my arts and crafts. My favourite thing to do is make others smile and laugh….. I have my own motor that gets me from A to B, without being a a brag I have two, electric that’s economy. I forgot to add motorised wheelchair and scooter, plus two push along wheelchairs life can be unfair. Don’t be so jealous you could have one to just take a dam good beating over a number of years and if you are also unlucky you can join the club of PTSD filled with all kinds of fears and dreads. I am a kind and quirky soul with a peaceful nature and a lived in face.

I also find it hard to be serious when describing myself because everyone sees you differently I no longer really care what people think about me and I don’t go for job interviews because of my disabilities

I cannot think of anything to add just at the moment that I think is me in a nutshell oh and I am getting older actually I have never been as old as I am now, also one of my children many years ago wrote How Now Brown Cow when describing me so that is the name I have adopted for my podcasts Ms Brown Cow